Friday, October 24, 2014

Why "Newbies" Shouldn't go to Starbucks on a frosty morning

I had a meeting in the 'big city' yesterday, so I didn't go to school.  I dropped Lincoln off at mom's at normal time, though, and had some time to kill before my meeting started.  I drove the half hour or so and decided I would stop and use a gift card a student gave me two years ago for Teacher Appreciation Week.  

I think I've been to an actual Starbucks once.  Ten years ago.  But I am a Pinterest guru And have made a copycat recipe of their "caramel apple spice" several times.  It is one of my favorite fall/winter treats at home, so I thought I would try the real thing to see how mine compares.

Oh, my goodness!  Someone should open one of these in our tiny little town.  I couldn't even park because of the drive thru line, and cars were trying to enter from about 3 different directions.  I wasn't even sure if the inside was open (no one was going in our out), so I joined the line. I had time, right?

As my turn nears, I panic.  What if I order wrong and sound like an idiot?  The likelihood was increasing.  I picked up my phone and did a quick search, hoping to find a replica of the drive thru menu.  But alas, my turn came before I could find anything useful.  I pulled up, noticing a cardboard sign advertising three featured fall beverages.  Thanks, but not what I'm here for.  A friendly voice piped up, "good morning!  What can I get started for ya?" And that's when I noticed I couldn't see the board.  It was all fogged up.  I instantly had a million questions: do they even have this drink all the time?  Anymore?  And what size is what?  Maybe I should have gone inside...oh, forget it.  I ordered a grande (I remembered it was a size, even if it wasn't what I wanted) salted caramel mocha.  Yep, I saw it on the cardboard sign.  But at least I could read it (and pronounce it), and I knew it was on the menu.

It wasn't bad, but not what I intended to buy.  No worries, though.  I still have enough on my gift card to try the caramel apple spice.  But I think I'll go inside to order.